Gba! gba!! gba!!! Shilekun (open the door)!!
Ole (thief)!!! Onishekushe (slut)!!! Ashewo (harlot)!!! Omoale (bastard)!!! Oniranu okunrin (useless man)!!! (Abusive/Insultive words)

 

Shade’s voice would have woken the whole tenants on the second floor of my apartment. She was obviously enraged and ready to tear my door down if I had delayed a bit further in opening the door.

It was a Sunday morning, I had had a late Saturday night clubbing with a few friends at Koko dome, Dugbe in Ibadan. I was still having the nauseating feeling from the vodka Kola bought.

I wasn’t sure I knew what was going on, but I was wondering what could have caused such mayhem on my door. Could I have done something wrong? Or was it my door that offended her?

I turned the key twice to open the door for Shade to know what was wrong. I am not sure how to best explain how the slap I received went, was it really hot, or was it cold? Or, I think it was hot and cold at the same time… I saw angry stars, I felt my teeth must have relocated towards my throat… I think it was a trans experience. Wo, I am not sure how best to explain the slap experience joor…

Rewind…

I met Shade at my cousin’s wedding in Ekiti last month, she was wearing an elegant transparent lace with a milk colored flower design. She is slim, tall and busty, her smile had triggered Tope my small niece to tell me, boda Seun, that lady seems to be smiling at you..

I was wearing a blue colored fitted agbada with a caramel glasses that made me probably looked like a senator’s son. I just got my new shoe from Ander’s wears, which cost me so much that I had to fast a few days to recover the cost.

I looked at her flirtatiously and carried my glass of wine. We got talking and I realized she had been invited by my step-sister to the wedding. Damn, she was beautiful!!!

I couldn’t stop staring at her bosom while we talked, I could remember her saying, you can’t help it right? And for the first time, I felt ashamed & embarrassed standing before a lady.

We exchanged contacts and promised to call… As I would pretend, I decided to call 3 days later, you know, not to look desperate. I smiled when she said I thought you wouldn’t call…

Skipping the long thing…

We had our first date at Pathfinder hotel in Ado Ekiti, it kinda started awkwardly but was able to get the tension out before the end of the day.

She wore a red gown that gave a good view of what the twins could look or feel like. She had a great scent, the smell of the COMME des GARÇONS perfume, I think.

I had used my most expensive perfume too and almost emptied my “Sure” body spray, my thoughts were, we could end up somewhere nice… but I guess she wants to play hard too🤦‍♂️

As time goes on, she consented to my proposal. Shade is one of the most reliable girl I ever met, I could vouch for her anytime, she made my life comfortable and would go extra mile to make me happy. She would always tell me about every single guy that asked her out, leaving nothing behind. She was plain!

She loved me, she trusted me, never doubted me whenever a lady calls and I say she is just a friend.
I was sure I found the right woman. She was a great cook as myself, humble, shy and respectful. She was a definition of womanhood.

Our relationship had been near perfect until Laide moved in to the empty apartment near my flat. I had tried to ignore her presence, Shade felt my hostile reaction towards her was one of dislike, so she would advise me to be flexible with her.

I was coming back from the gym on a Saturday morning, I had to return hastily because of the threat from the sky promising to rain heavily… The rain did start before I got home, making me wet, I was about to approach my door when I realized I had forgotten my keys beside the water dispenser at the gym. Wtf*… The rain was heavy now…

Laide saw me looking worried and confused, she decided to ask what was wrong, I told her, I dropped my key. “Would you mind staying at my place till the rain stops” she said.

I remembered how Shade had told me to be flexible with her, so I went in. She had a very organized apartment with natural flowers carefully arranged on the side of the shelf. She was wearing a big sweatshirt, but you could tell that her firm breasts were not supported by any bra… they swung at her every move…

She asked if I had seen the latest Power episode, which happens to be my favourite at the time, so we started watching together.

Everything was in place until the movie entered an adult scene. She looked at me lustfully, I wish I had stood up at that moment to abscond, but a part of me wanted to know where the train was heading.

The cold weather didn’t leave me much of a choice either… The sexual move was unanimous, nose on nose, before the lips jammed, she was a passionate kisser, you would think she wanted to swallow your tongue… her body pressed hard to mine, my hands quickly found their way to the breast and started what they do best, it was an ecstasy…

I would spare you further details, but definitely more happened.

The rain stopped, I had to stand up to leave Laide’s room. That was when I realized Shade had been standing by my door waiting for me. She had no idea of what happened.
I had told her I forgot my key at the gym and had to stay at Laide’s sitting room for the rain to stop, which she had no problem believing.

At the club later in the evening same day, I couldn’t stop thinking about the sex with Laide, it was amazing. It felt like the true experience of Kamasultra (art of love).

I had felt maybe we could have one last round when I get back home later in the evening. So I decided to send a soft voice note to Laide… which I never got a reply, and I didn’t bother as I felt maybe, she wasn’t interested.

It was after the slap I received from Shade next morning, my senses came back to life and realized I had probably sent a voice note to the wrong person…

“I loved you, you were everything to me, I trusted you, Seun, how could you do this to me?” She repeated the words severally with tears rolling down her cheeks.

My brain was still processing the pains from the slap, distributing all through the appropriate nerves…

I knew I messed up, I shouldn’t have, I shouldn’t have been drunk in the evening, I shouldn’t have lied to her, I shouldn’t have gone to the gym, it shouldn’t have rained, I shouldn’t have forgotten my key at the gym, i should have ran away, I shouldn’t had sex with Laide, Laide shouldn’t have moved in, I shouldn’t have wanted more… those were thoughts flowing in my head… I was covered in guilts…

I knew she wouldn’t forgive me again… I knew it would be hard finding her kind again…

I knelt down and apologized, she cried loud like a baby… I felt the love dying away as the tears dried off her face… She stood up, and walked away, I was staring till she faded into the thin air from a distance.

Then it dawned on me, I had lost a Jewel…
I wish there never was the Saturday morning…

 

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